Enjoy the final part of the wisdom of Mr. Crisp.
Me: Now, back to work. Do you have any messages or advice for us, Quentin?
Jamie: Oh, here it is. Are you ready?
Me: Ready as I’ll every be.
Quentin: Gay, gay, gay. Bi, bi, bi. Lesbian, lesbian, lesbian. Transsexual, transsexual, transsexual.
Me: Embrace all sorts of love?
Quentin: We’re all stuck in a human body.
Jamie: He says it so flippantly.
Me: You’re saying love is love is love?
Quentin: Love is love is love.
Me: Okay. Erik, do you have any questions to ask Mr. Crisp?
Erik: Yeah. Do you have any regrets?
Quentin: Son, I have none. Anything that I had before has clearly been beaten out of me.
Jamie: Oh, I think he means physically. Being beaten.
Me (horrified): Physically beaten!
Jamie: It’s not metaphorically.
Me: Oh, no! You were beaten, Quentin?
Quentin: My love, on several occasions.
Me: Oh, I’m so sorry.
Quentin: Well, we should feel sorry for the ones who felt they had to. They used brute instead of understanding.
Me: Oh, gosh. I am so sorry. I wish I had been there to defend you.
Quentin: Thank you for the chivalrous attempt, but I think that you’re too small.
Me: Maybe, but what I lack in brute strength I make up for in passion so I’d at least give them a run for their money.
Quentin: Yes, in passion and in voice.
Me: Yeah. I would scream and nag them to a bloody pulp.
Quentin: You can definitely put pen to paper and create a lot of blood and tears.
Me: Oh yes. For sure.
Jamie: Oh, wow. What a comment.
Me: So Quentin, do you feel like you accomplished all that you came here to do?
Quentin: Yes, and I came here to accomplish all that I came here not to do.
Me: Good! Very good! Well, thank you so much, Mr. Crisp.
Quentin: Thank you, my love.
Me: This has been such a wonderful interview.
Jamie: Oh, he has—oh, I don’t know what they’re called—lace around the edge of the sleeve.
Me: Oh, yes.
Jamie: Isn’t there a name for that?
Me: I don’t know. Quentin, is there a name for that?
Quentin: Fashion!
Jamie and I laugh!
Me: Awesome.
Jamie: Oh, he’s walking away.
Me: Bye!
Jamie: Bye!
Jamie continues to laugh.
Me: A grand exit, of course!
Jamie: That was awesome.
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